simplehombre:

Happy Thanksgiving, gays!

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greatcheshire:

Porn bots on here are trying out new pick up lines, I see

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softandsmooth:

softandsmooth:

Taking nudes & lewds helped me realize I can be hot. So my unsolicited advice for everyone would be to take pics. No need to post them like a lot of us do. You can simply keep them to yourself. But do it. Find your angles. Play with the camera and lighting whenever you feel to. And enjoy! You will be amazed how hot you can actually look♡

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Originally posted by daeneryssansa

Originally posted by daeneryssansa

Originally posted by sharonfieldstone

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thefatedflowerchild:

jumpingjacktrash:

sirobvious:

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

fuck y’all for making me google this but also same

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cemeterything:

cemeterything:

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake’s eggs and putting them in her family’s chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they’d probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this

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operation-teleport:

masochistrights:

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

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ch-ll0ut:

burkholderia:

What if mutuals sent nudes? Haha jk… unless? 🫣

Let’s do it 👀

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escuerzoresucitado:

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take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool:

I have never seen bigger dick energy in my entire life!! Holy fuck this woman is queen shit!!

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nynehells:

shoutout to neopets economics

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succulentpumpkins:

leviathan-the-boy:

I want that

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sustancy:

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pansyfemme:

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be an unemployed depressed faggot

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nepeteaa:

he’s waiting for his husband to return from sea

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alternativeorangecreamsicle:

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